Monday, February 23, 2009

Your Tour Ends Here


Dear Brett Michaels,

Are you kidding me? I heard on the radio today that your Rock of Love tour bus is coming to Montclair, NJ next month. Please don’t. New Jersey has a bad enough reputation as it is and we don’t need you confirming rumors that we’re trash.

Also, could you please stop with this “Rock of Love” thing? It’s old and I’m tired of you exploiting dumb aspiring porn stars. Instead of spending your time filming these women fighting over you, could you please drop by the nearest psychiatric ward and get them the help they need.

Really, Brett. Who do you think you are? Bon Jovi? You’re not. You never will be so let it go. When I hear advertisements for Bon Jovi on the radio, I hear at least 5 good songs played in the background. When I hear your radio advertisement I hear one. “Every rose has its thorn…” This includes you Brett. Your thorn poked me a long time ago and the wound is becoming infected.

You’ve been walking around for the past few years like you’re the cat’s meow. Well the cat is dying a slow painful death and letting the whole world know about it! Stop with the hair extensions and give the eye liner back to one of the crazy chicks on your love bus.

YOUR TOUR ENDS HERE!

Sincerely,
Someone with Class

8 comments:

Crazy Charm said...

Haha. I hate that show. The first season traumatized me.

Joanie said...

He looks gay. and that's giving gay men a bad name.
Never saw the show and I never want to. looks about as good as that Flavor of Love show(gross!)

Queen Bee said...

@Crazy: Yeah...that and "Shot at Love". I still can't think of it.

@Joanie: Ahh...I find that "Flavor of Love" is slightly worse than the Brett Michaels love show...but only slightly. Haha

Irish Chicken Soup said...

Ew. I know, its beyond sleezy, and it's to the point that any humor that was ever there is gone. When I look at the girls it just makes me sad. They all need therapy to deal with whatever in their lives has made them believe this is the way to act/find a relationship/the only way to be appreciated.

Irish Chicken Soup said...

Ew. I know, its beyond sleezy, and it's to the point that any humor that was ever there is gone. When I look at the girls it just makes me sad. They all need therapy to deal with whatever in their lives has made them believe this is the way to act/find a relationship/the only way to be appreciated.

Queen Bee said...

@Chicken Soup: I think the sad part is that Brett is the only one who doesn't think it's funny.

Vodka Mom said...

OMG I hate that damn show!! He is such a sleaze bag.

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

Bravo!!!! I watched a couple shows from last season and could nto believe the exploitation from such a has been. Unfortunately, he si probably making way more money off his Rock of Love show than he ever did with his music.