Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Choose Your Battles

I've had many roommates over the past three years (and many issues with each of them). If there's one thing I've learned from these experiences it's the fact that I need to choose my battles.

Take my most recent issue for example. I have a roommate who shares the same major. We have the same classes, same homework, same books, same EVERYTHING!!! This said roommate of mine decided that he wasn't going to buy any books this semester. Instead, he decided that he would wait until I'm not home (or sleeping) and come into my room and help himself to my books. Books that I paid several hundred dollars for!!

So...I have decided to put together a list of things to look out for when choosing a roommate. Pay attention!! This information may one day save your sanity!!

1. When your roommate doesn't clean the bathroom, DO NOT assume that if you let it go he will realize that it needs to be done. The average male roommate will allow the filth to pile up until his mother comes to visit.

2. When a roommate is not home, DO NOT leave a light on for them. Chances are that your roommate will not come home and even if he does he won't turn that light off. You need to accept the fact that you are the only one who cares about the electric bill.

3. When you need to set up cable/internet/electric DO NOT believe your roommate when he tells you that he will take care of it. He won't.

4. When your roommate makes dinner you need to realize that this is the time to make a decision. Would you rather clean up after him or wait for the bugs to do it?

5. DO NOT choose a roommate who chews. You will be forever surrounded by Gatorade bottles that have been turned into spitting receptacles. And guess what...he won't throw those out either.

6. Always make sure the toilet seat is down.

7. DO NOT LIVE WITH BOYS

6 comments:

Mrs.D said...

I don't know about the last one. I don't think I could live with girls. I'd take a boy's filth anyday over pms.

Queen Bee said...

That is a legitimate point. I guess it depends on the boy and the girl...if only roommates were not a necessity.

Vodka Mom said...

I agree. DO NOT live with boys. Unless they're a tomgirl.

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

I agree. Do not live with boys. My best years single were the years I lived with two girl roommates. Fun times.

Shonda Little said...

Well, marry one of these male roommates and that list will double. Hell, it will more than double.

Queen Bee said...

@ shonda little: I would rather be alone than marry either of my male roommates. Haha They're not the marrying type.